Pain? she asks. Yes! I reply. Still? she enquires, pressing on the same spot even harder. Yes! I reply. Still? she asks, thumbs mercilessly probing. Ouch! Climbing muscles! she says, pummeling hard and grinning. I Thai-box you ahaha! she grins, whacking my aching body with her clenched fists. It's only pain, I tell myself. She discovers my weak spots and exploits them mercillessly. Then she throws in a few all-in wrestling moves and I am thoroughly defeated. This goes on for about an hour, after which I'm not even sure if I can stand up.