These are tortoises and Lindas, and related items.

A tortoise is a type of reptile, possibly the least scary of all reptiles, except maybe geckoes.

Tortoise is also a post-rock outfit. Throughout their 10-year history, Tortoise have been one of the most singularly dynamic bands in modern music. With each record they have not only redefined their own sound, but helped to nudge music itself in unique and exciting new directions.

Lindas are types of Human Beings. Mostly they are very nice, but sometimes they can get upset if they are in any way associated with certain types of harmless reptile.

JHBSBIGTRIP would like to make it clear that any inference that Lindas and tortoises are in any way associated is purely accidental. And in no way intentional. Not even slightly.

Lindas have never had anything to do with tortoises.

At all.

Ever.