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Tuesday, March 07, 2006

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  1. Wally the Wombat takes on JHB in the "Beer Belly of the Month" competition.
    The jury is out.

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  2. JHB is clear favourite, having discovered the exemplary Cooper's Draught, a fine brew featuring all-natural ingredients and a cloudy yeasty texture.

    Wally, due to his enormous front teeth, finds it difficult to take a draught from a glass lifted to his lips. In the bar, therefore, he falls quickly behind due to an over-reliance on drinking straw technology, which notoriously fails to deliver sufficient volume for optimal belly development.

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